On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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