okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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