Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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