he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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