Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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