omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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