i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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