There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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