he shaved USA in his pubs
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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