Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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