I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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