So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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