Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
