there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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