its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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