a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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