at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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