Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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