Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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