She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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