smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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