I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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