Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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