maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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