the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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