Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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