we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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