He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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