Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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