dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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