As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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