Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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