If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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