I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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