this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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