If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize
