i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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