Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
ttyl tear gas
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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