After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you have to choose: penises or morals?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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