You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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