Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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