The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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