i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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