Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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