Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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