now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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