I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
wanna go halves on a baby?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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