I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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