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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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