I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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